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 Good evening, frieeeeeeeends...
 

or morning if the case may be! I came across some Daffy Duckisms and I couldn't resist posting some of them! I laffed my butt off!

Daffy Duck Of Course!
· "....because I'm a SPLIT PERSONALITY, see! A schit - a schit - a SCHITZOPHRENIAC!!"
· "If you wasn't me, I'd smack you right in the puss!"
· "I'm not crazy! I just don't give a darn! WOO HOO! WOO HOO!"
· "A Methersthmidt. A Meth of Mthersthmidts... a METH of METHERSTHMIDTS!" -- Daffy- The Commando
· "Aw, buck up, BB Eyes. Here, have a swig o' swampwater!"
· "I'm not crazy, I just dont' give a darn!"
· "A SMASHING FRONTAL ATTACK ON ENEMY REAR?!"
· "One for the money, two for the show, three to make ready, and four to GEROOOOONIMOOOOOOOO!!"
· "Don't shush me!! I'LL MAKE ALL THE NOISE I WANNA!!!"
· "Of course you realize, this means war."
· "Gad! This comic's a real page turner. It's thlopping over with gripping suspense."
· "Gee! Thanks, chum. How'd ya know I like lollipops?"
· "Get me a proctologist right away!!"
· "Gruesome, isn’t it?"
· "HEY, BUB, YOU NEED A HOUSE TO GO WITH THIS DOOR-KNOB!!"
· "Obviously I'm dealing with inferior mentalities."
· "There's going to be a sneak preview--and the sneaks aren't going to like it!"



ME!!· "WATCH IT, BUB!!"
· "Why the copious flow of lachrymal fluid, my garrulous canine?"
· "You have insulted me! We meet on the field of onion!"
· "HEY! What's the matter with me? I'm Duck Twacy!!!"
· "Hocus pocus. Flippety flam. A razzamatazz and ALACAZAM!!"
· "Hoo-Hoo, Hoo-Hoo!"
· "I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a greedy craven little coward."
· "I'm rich! I'm a happy miser!"
· Oh, people call me Daffy, they say that I am gooney. Just because I'm happy is no sign I'm Looney Tuney.
When they call me nutsy, that sure gives me a pain. Please pass the ketchup, I think it's going to rain.
Oh, you can't bounce a meatball, though try with all your might. Turn on the radio, I want to fly a kite!
"Only a dirty rat would do that, or a dirty duck! So that's the way he wants to play?"
· "You sly SON OF A. . . (to Bugs Bunny on his 50th anniversary)
"You're deth-picable!" -- Duck Rabbit Duck


Posted by Bella at 11:13 PM - 23 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 The Tolling Bell... and a Humpty Dumpty find!
 

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets," and ten roosters,
whose job it was to fertilize the eggs.

The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of
his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to
his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance,
which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill
out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine
specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John
noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate.

The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The
pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak,
so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk
on to the next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair. He became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result: The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece
Prize, but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a
politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully...the bells are not always audible!

and speaking of hens, roosters, and eggs ...

If Humpty-Dumpty could get pregnant, is this what the egg would look like? I don’t about ya’ll but it wouldn’t take too many of those to make a big batch of scrambled eggs!

PhotobucketCheck this egg out! The bluish-green color of this egg is not an artifact; this was laid by an Ameraucana, or "Easter Egg" chicken. The natural shade ranges from blue to green and everything in-between. It's interesting to me because I have never seen an egg by any other color besides brown or white that you eat! neither have my kids come to think of it. Isn't it odd that in the stores we don't see eggs by any other color? Would you buy a greenish-blue egg at the supermarket? uh now there's something to ponder.

The egg-within-an-egg is a rarity. I found only two separate internet references to this phenomenon (excluding the one at ovaprima.org, which appears to be a hoax web site).

I found one explanation which made sense: that some form of reverse peristalsis (the same muscular action working in your intestine) results in a formed egg being embedded in a newly formed egg.

The owner of this hen states, “none of our hens seem the worse for wear” although the outside eggs was easily half again larger than a normal egg for the breed, which is about the same as a 'large' supermarket egg. Ouch.

One reference refers to the inside egg lacking a yolk or containing only air. He further says "the inside egg had a yolk, white, was visually normal and (as we experimented) completely edible. It participated in a giant 10-egg bowl of cheesy scrambled eggs (with thyme)."

“I was shocked (pleasantly). I could tell that something was rolling back and forth inside and had assumed that it was going to have some sort of oddity like a hardened yolk or a stone.” (apparently the latter of which also occurs, rarely) ~ (hen owner and picture taker, Kairon Gnothi)

I have had a few double-yolked eggs in my days but nothing like that! Have a great day, Bloggers!
Posted by Bella at 8:24 AM - 7 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Fallacy or Malady? You Decide
 

In my line of work, I'm always interested in learning new disorders, and reading about odd ones, and this one caught my eye. It was written by Judie Fein of the Savvy Traveler as he is interviewing Dr. Bar-El at Kfar Shaul Hospital in Jerusalem, talking about Jerusalem Syndrome.

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The malady called Jerusalem Syndrome is no joke. Afflicted tourists have been found wandering in the Judean desert wrapped in hotel bed sheets or crouched at the Church of the Holy Sepulcher, waiting to birth the infant Jesus.

Interviewer Judie Fein: I'm here at Kfar Shaul Hospital in Jerusalem, with Dr. Yair Bar-El, who gave the strange disorder its name. Dr. Bar-El looks eerily like Dr. Freud as he leans back in his chair, puffing on a cigar, with his glasses perched on the tip of his nose. He explains that there are three categories of tourists who get Jerusalem syndrome.

Dr. Bar El: "We speak first about clearly mentally ill people in their country. They arrive to Jerusalem with psychotic ideas. The second, the biggest group, tourists, pilgrims with deep religious convictions."

Pilgrims who, in some cases, belong to bizarre fringe groups rather than regular churches. They were also mentally unbalanced before they arrived, and they believe they must do specific things to bring about major events like the coming of the Messiah, the war of Armageddon, or the resurrection of Jesus Christ.

Dr. Bar-El: "We have a little third group, the REAL Jerusalem syndrome. Completely sane persons without psychiatric history, without drugs, and arrive here as normal tourists. Here they develop this specific, imperative psychotic reaction that is the real Jerusalem Syndrome."

The same clinical picture always emerges. It begins with general anxiety and nervousness, and then the tourist feels an imperative need to visit the holy places. First, he undertakes a series of purification rituals, like shaving all his body hair, cutting his nails and washing himself over and over before he dons white clothes. Most often, he lifts the white sheets from his hotel room. Then he begins to cry or to sing Biblical or religious songs in a very loud voice. The next step is an actual visit to the holy places, most often from the life of Jesus. The afflicted tourist begins to deliver a sermon, demanding that humanity become calmer, purer, and less materialistic.

Dr. Bar-El, says that besides their bizarre behavior, everything else about the tourists in normal:

Dr. Bar-El: "These persons develop the same clinical picture. They don't see strange things, they don't hear voices, they remember everything and all the time they know they're John Smith or Yan Huber. They don't think they're another person and this reaction passes completely in five to seven days. "

Sometimes, the afflicted visitor is on a Mediterranean package tour which includes Greece, Egypt and Israel. He may be completely sane in Greece, he develops Jerusalem Syndrome in Israel, it passes in five days, and then he continues on with the group to Egypt.

In Israel, Jerusalem Syndrome is taken very seriously. Everyone involved in security, tourism, or health is on the lookout for afflicted visitors. In an average year, three or four tourists develop real, palpable Jerusalem Syndrome. In l999, more than 50 visitors were diagnosed, the increase possibly attributed to millennial activities.

From a religious point of view, the Syndrome seems to favor Protestants, who account for 97 percent of all cases. Almost all of them were raised in ultra-orthodox homes where the Bible was the book of choice for family reading and problem-solving.

Dr. Bar-El takes a long puff on his cigar and gets down to specific current cases.

Dr. Bar-El: "We have now here a woman, she was picked up by the police after she kicked and beat some persons at the side of the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. They asked why and she says: 'I am the Prophetess of the Olive Tree and I am a very powerful person. I announce the immediate arrival of Jesus Christ.' This woman is here in a terrible anxiety state. She said that she must be out, under the influence of the sun and the moon and by this influence her branches will grow green. This is the symbol of the immediate arrival of Jesus Christ."

She didn't want to be taken inside because under a roof her branches would grow black, and that would be the sign of the anti-Christ. Another seemingly normal man is a teacher from Denmark.

Dr. Bar-El: "He arrives every year to Jerusalem because he said only here he can speak with the Virgin Mary. He doesn't take trips to Lourdes, to Montserrat, no, only here. We speak with the person a lot. A completely sane person only with this idee fixe."

Bar-El talks about a memorable case which actually led to one of the first instances of collaboration between Palestinian and Israeli police. The Palestinians found a man without clothes, money or ID, and, after interrogation, they figured out he wasn't a security risk. They had no idea what to do with him, so they contacted an Israeli officer. The Israeli asked only one question: "Is the guy really completely nude?" "No," answered the Palestinian, "he's wearing an animal skin." "Oh," said the Israeli, "you've got another John the Baptist." It was the sixth John the Baptist the Israelis had run into. They usually did days of purification between Jerusalem and the Galilee before ending up at the Jordan River to baptize Jesus or the first Christians, and part of the trek was through Palestinian territory.

John The Baptist is the most popular Jerusalem syndrome choice for Christian men. Christian women prefer the Virgin Mary. For Jews of both sexes, the identification is generally with the Messiah.

One day, Bar-El decided to perform a classical experiment. He put two would-be Messiahs in a room together for an hour to see if one would prevail.

Dr. Bar-El: "I said, 'Okay, you must make the decision. Who's the real Messiah?' Every person said, after this hour, 'I am the real Messiah. He's an imposter.' "

I am shown around the wards, and then introduced to Russian-born Dr. Gregory Katz, who talks about the treatment:

Dr. Katz: "Sometimes we give some minor tranquilizers and melatonin if the person's also in jet lag. If we see that it's a real psychotic episode, we give anti-psychotic drugs."

Jerusalem Syndrome is posing an unexpected economic problem for Israel. Who is supposed to pay for the treatment of the afflicted tourists?

Dr. Katz: "Some of them, usually that come from Scandinavia, have good insurance. But some of them come from the U.S. and don't have medical insurance or it's not sufficient and doesn't cover psychiatric treatment. Then the State of Israel pays for it, including an escorting person back to the U.S., usually a psychiatrist and all the expenses."

No one is certain about exactly what causes Jerusalem Syndrome. Perhaps it's jarring for a serious Bible student to arrive in modern-day Israel where, instead of prophets in sandals, he hears businessmen discussing profits on cell phones. Or maybe it's the fact that Jerusalem has always been a magnet for messianic messages, and visitors get carried away.

For the moment, there are no clear answers and the emphasis is on rapid and effective diagnosis and treatment.

What do you make of it? I figure if I'm ever in Israel and I'm outta luck and money, no plane ticket, no place to go, and perhaps hungry, all and I have to do is act 'crazy' and they'll ship me home back to America! See yuns later.

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 In Last NIght's Poll
 

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The number one pick for the best James Bond portrayer was none other than Sean Connery! Well, this certainly was no surprise, was it?

sean connery



Runner up was Pierce Brosnan.

yep



Big thanks to everybody that came out last! I had a fun time! Hope you guys are having a nice Sunday evening.

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Posted by Bella at 7:54 PM - 8 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Welcome to Bella's Saturday Night
 

Tonight we are traveling to “James Bond Island”, or Ko Khao Tapu by the locals, was made famous after its starring role alongside 007 in 1974's "The Man with the Golden Gun."

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James Bond 007 is a fictional British agent created in 1952 by writer Ian Fleming, featured in twelve novels, two anthologies, and a film series. Initially famed through the best-selling novels, James Bond is now best known by the EON Production film series, started in the late 1950s.

EON Productions guaranteed the film adaptation rights for every 007 novel except for Casino Royale (those rights were recovered in 1999). Since 1962, six actors have portrayed “James Bond” in official films. In 1962, the first adaptation was made with Dr. No, which starred Sean Connery as 007. Connery starred in 6 more films after his initial portrayal (including 1983's Never Say Never Again, which was not part of the EON series). George Lazenby replaced Connery for 1 film before the latter's last EON film, after which the part was played by Roger (for 7 films), Timothy Dalton (for 2 films), Piercr Brosnan (for 4 films) and Daniel Craig (currently 1 film). As of 2007, there have been 21 films. The twenty-first film, Casino Royale, with Daniel Craig as James Bond, premiered on 14 of November 2006 with the film going on general release in Asia and the Middle East the following day. Notably, it is the first Bond film to be released in China.

** vote for your favorite Bond portrayer in comment section**

As far as my preference I much prefer Sean Connery and Roger Moore. 1960s films portraying Connery as Bond include Dr. No, From Russia With Love, Goldfinger, Thunderball, You Only Live Twice, and Diamonds are Forever.

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Vintage Entertainment Weekly cover of Sean Connery as James Bond in Dr. No (1962).

In the 70s and into the mid 80s Roger Moore came onto the Bond scene in such movices as The Spy Who Loved Me, Octopussy, For Your Eyes Only, Live and Let Die, and I’m sure there are a few more than I failed to mention. Do you have a favorite James Bond portrayer or movie?

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Of course, exotic espionage equipment and vehicles were very popular elements of James Bond's literary and cinematic missions. These items often prove critically important to Bond in successfully completing his missions. He needed these because his missions were very important. Bond had all the necessary equipment, including his Aston Martin, and of course his Bond Girls, who kept life interesting.

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The Aston Martin DB5 is the most famous Aston Martin car, thanks to its use by James Bond in Goldfinger (1964). Although Ian Fleming had placed Bond in a DB Mark III in the novel, the DB5 was the company's newest model when the film was made. The car used in the film was the original DB5 prototype, with another standard car used for stunts. Two more modified cars were built for publicity tours after the film's release. In January 2006, one of those cars was auctioned in Arizona for US$ 2,090,000. In 1970, the same car was originally bought from the owner, Sir Anthony Bamford, by a Tennessee museum for a mere £5,000. The other car, the one in pictured here, is now located in the Netherlands, as part of the Louwman Collection.

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James Bond's Aston Martin DB5. For 'Goldfinger', the car featured a number of "optional extras", as Q reveals to Bond:
Front firing Browning .30 caliber machine guns behind the front indicators;
Retractable blades in the tire spinners;
Rising bullet-proof rear screen;
Radio telephone (pure science fiction in 1964......);
Radar scanner and tracking screen;
Passenger ejector seat ;
Oil slick spray from rear light cluster;
Caltrops from rear light cluster;
Smoke screen from exhaust pipes;
Revolving number plates — "BMT 216A" UK, "4711-EA-62" France, and "LU 6789" Switzerland ;
Front and rear extending rams;
Gun cabinet under driver's seat;
Bullet-proof windshield and rear windscreen.
A rear water cannon was later added for 'Thunderball'.

Photobucketand now, onto the Bond Girls! Entertainment Weekly put out a segment of the Top 10 Bond Girls of all time. However, in lieu of making this post way too long, I have asked Lola-la to host this segment. To see the top 10 countdown and read some interesting facts about them, click here.

There certainly have been other James Bond parodies, and some of those more known tunes are on this playlist. He has long been a household name and remains a huge influence within the spy genre. The Austin Powers series by writer, producer and comedian Mike Myers, and other parodies such as Johnny English (2003), OK Connery, the “Flint” series starring James Coburn as Derek Flint, the “Matt Helm” movies starring Dean Martin, and Casino Royale (1967) are testaments to Bond's prominence in popular culture.

The Bond series also received many homages and parodies in popular media. The 1960s TV imitations of James Bond such as I Spy, Get Smart, and The Man From U.N.C.L.E. went on to become popular successes in their own right, the last having enjoyed contributions by Fleming towards its creation: the show's lead character, “Napoleon Solo” was named after a character in Fleming's novel Goldfinger; Fleming also suggested the character name April Dancer, which was later used in the spin-off series The Girl From U.N.C.L.E. Some of you may remember these parodies more than the actual James Bond EON Movie Production series. A reunion television movie, The Return of the Man from U.N.C.L.E. (1983), is notable for featuring a cameo by George Lazenby as James Bond in tribute to Fleming (for legal reasons, the character was credited as "JB").

Well, I think it's time I end this, huh? This post puts me in the mood for Bond, so I might have to rent me a few old Bond movies! Have a great evening everybody!



Update: I guess the finetune issue was resolved a little after 11 p.m. and the playlist finally plays! YAY!

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