It’s cold and windy here, however we haven't seen too much snow yet; this being Eastern Kentucky. How's the weather in your neck of the blog woods, huh? I hope everybody is enjoying their afternoon. Big thanks for those who came out last night to post some tunes and enjoy the blogship around here! Some of you have been missing in action here lately, and I totally understand this time of year, but I miss ya, hope you join us soon, and all is well with you. One of my blog buddies sent me this banana blonde joke this morning, so I thought I’d share a giggle this afternoon.
Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel.
When the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked across to her friend and said, "I wouldn't eat that if I were you."
"Why not?"
"I took one bite and went blind for half a minute."
And who said all blonde jokes referred to the female sex, huh?
Three businessmen were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were.
The first says, “I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don’t even have a fridge big enough to keep it in!”
The second agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. “Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car,” he laments, “and she doesn’t even know how to drive!”
The third, a blond male, nods sagely and agrees that these two women sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch! However, he still thinks his wife is dumber.
“I have to laugh when I think about it,” he chuckles. “Last week my wife left on a vacation to Greece. I watched her packing her bags and she must have taken at least five boxes of condoms with her, and she doesn’t even have a penis!”
live, laugh, and love ya’ll!
My apologies to the blonde population who get a bad rap, but really haircolor means nothing when it comes to those duh moments!
