A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!"
While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again. As she ran she once again began to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...But please don't shove me either!"
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping."
Ain’t it the truth! Ain’t it the truth!
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother," she asked,"Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."
and last but not least, a Little Johnny joke ..
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny, what is the matter?"
Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."
Have a great Sunday evening! Big Thanks to everybody who came out last night and posted music! There were some great tunes floating around and interesting reads!
I have had the most terrible neck/upperback/shoulder pain all week long. Multiple calls to the doctor's office, pills, pills, and more pills, a trip to the ER, a shot in each hip (which didn't help by the way), and to the doctor's office today, a pain patch and more pills, and an MRI to be scheduled ... stay tuned for that saga LOL 
